Contact Me

If you haven't read my site, please look through the Crib Sheet before making contact.

My number is 07910 725 427. Don't call to ask my rates please, read the Crib Sheet. Calling to ask about absolute basics wastes your time and mine. Rates, services and probably everything else you need to know are detailed on this website. If you don't want to read the whole thing, there's a Crib Sheet. Please act like a serious client and spend two minutes finding out if I'm offering what you want. Just read the bloody Crib Sheet!

Witheld numbers and SMS will be ignored.

I'll answer my phone any day and consider about 10am to midnight to be reasonable times to be taking calls. Outside of those hours there's a good chance I'll be in bed. Since nothing I say will stop people from trying though, go on, call when you feel like it, but note that late night rates apply to all bookings made after midnight for that night. I also tend to assume that alcohol is responsible for my late night answerphone messages so those are discarded.

If you are calling during acceptable times and don't get through, feel free to try again in case I've lost signal for a moment or not been able to reach my 'phone in time. If I miss your call but your number is registered (it isn't with-held and there are rings before going to answerphone), I'll call you back if I see it within 10 minutes. Otherwise you can leave a message with your number and times you'll be available to speak to me.

My e-mail address is Anika.Mae@gmail.com. I reply most quickly to enquries which are polite, concise, literate and relevent. Please remember to tell me where and when you want to meet. A range is fine, but simply asking when I'm available is too vague to receive a useful answer. If you're trying to arrange a same-day booking, consider calling instead of emailing me.

I also welcome emails letting me know of any errors on my site, or of sites that you suspect may be using my pictures without permission. (I don't have any other identities in the business!)